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Welding Sparks My Joy T-Shirt
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Welding Sparks My Joy T-Shirt

Color: Charcoal
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$29.99 USD
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Description

📚 The Apparel That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Gildan Softstyle® cotton, because if you are going to cancel plans and read all day, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex tee has that lived-in, "I have been reading since yesterday" feel right out of the package. We will not tell.

Lightweight, breathable fabric at 4.5 oz that feels blissful whether you are curled up in your reading corner or pretending to be productive in public. Classic crew neck fit that works for every occasion, though let us be honest, your occasion is always a book.

Tear-away label because even the tag should not interrupt your chapter. Ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and built to outlast your current TBR pile. Which is saying something.

Note: Heather colors contain a cotton-polyester blend. All the comfort, none of the excuses.

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only, hot water is for people who have never lost a favorite shirt to the dryer
  • Turn inside out before washing, protect that graphic you are going to wear until it falls apart
  • Gentle detergent only, your shirt is a Society member, treat it accordingly
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry, air drying means more time for reading anyway
  • Remove promptly from dryer, wrinkles are for plot twists, not shirts

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid high heat, air drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain that blissful soft texture
  2. Tumble dry low if needed, low heat or delicate setting only
  3. Remove promptly, take it out as soon as it is dry, just like finishing a chapter at a good stopping point

Additional Tips:

  • No bleach, ever. This is non negotiable
  • No fabric softeners, they affect the fabric texture over time
  • Never iron directly on the graphic, turn inside out or use a pressing cloth
  • For heather color blends, same care applies, the cotton-polyester mix is equally easy to maintain

Handle with the same care you give your books. Which we hope is considerable. 📚

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time - But Not Too Long

Free shipping on US orders over $75 and international orders over $100, because we reward commitment to the diagnosis.

Orders ship within 7 to 14 days, we are not rushing, you are not rushing, nobody is rushing. Think of it as the time between finishing one book and starting another. Once it leaves our hands your order is on its way and you will have it in:

  • Domestic US: 2 to 5 business days after shipment
  • International: 4 to 15 business days depending on customs clearance

Track it obsessively or forget about it completely and get back to your book, we support both approaches.

Returns - The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want every member of the Society to wear their diagnosis proudly and comfortably. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will make it right. No plot twists. No cliffhangers.

Here is the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked
  • Wrong item sent? We fix it immediately
  • You have 30 days from receiving your order to let us know
  • Item must be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at terminallybooked@gmail.com with your order number, we are actual humans who respond, not a chapter generated by AI

We are not a faceless corporation. We are a Society. If something is wrong just reach out, we are all just trying to enjoy one more chapter without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we will always keep it reasonable.

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"I have been reading in this chair for centuries. I know quality when I see it. And I would not put my name on anything less."
— Libris, Chief Reading Officer
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What you're actually getting

Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with every chapter. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.

Comfort for the anti-social

Whether you are curled up in your reading corner, haunting your local library, or pretending to be productive in a coffee shop with a book open, our tees are designed for readers who value quality and identity. Join the Terminally Booked Society and wear premium apparel that feels as good as losing yourself in a story.

Customer service that doesn't suck

Got a question or need help? Libris may be eternally buried in a book but we are always here to make sure your experience with the Society is nothing short of excellent. Real humans, real responses, no plot twists.

Reach us at terminallybooked@gmail.com, we respond faster than you can finish a chapter. Which for some of you is very fast indeed.

FAQ's - Questions about the Society ?

Where are you located?

Terminally Booked Society is a US-based brand. We print our apparel right here in the USA, faster shipping, lower costs, and no excuses to stop reading while you wait.

International members of the Society are always welcome. Please note that international orders may be subject to additional shipping fees and longer delivery times.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely. The Society ships worldwide, because book addiction is a global diagnosis. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, the last thing we want is a shirt that does not fit your reading posture. That is why we have a detailed size chart on every product page. If you are still unsure do not hesitate to reach out to us at terminallybooked@gmail.com and we will help you find your perfect fit.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey, right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made with 100% ring-spun cotton using Gildan's Softstyle® fabric, lightweight, soft, and comfortable enough for all-day reading sessions. Ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified, and built to last longer than your TBR pile.

Note: Some heather colors contain a cotton-polyester blend.

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